Results
A new company with old scars.
Offsider is new. The tools are not: they run our own two venues every day, and the numbers above are the scale they run at. Case studies are being written up from those venues now, with real numbers, and they will appear here as they are finished. Nothing on this page will ever be invented.
The two front offices this came out of
Not client results. Ours. These are the businesses whose problems built every tool on this site, and they are the reason we know what breaks.
members at our martial arts academy
clients through our recovery studio
venues in Sandgate, run by the same people who build this
a week the phone rings, mostly while we are coaching
Figures as at August 2026, from our own businesses: Ako Martial Arts and Iremia Recovery. They are our numbers, not a claim about what we will do for you. When we have client numbers worth publishing, they will appear below with the period and the method.
What is being measured right now
Three write-ups in progress, from our own front offices. Each will state the period, the numbers and what did not work, alongside what did.
In progress
The front desk at our academy
Missed call textback, live on a real Australian number. Being measured: calls caught, conversations held, enquiries recovered that would otherwise have rung out.
In progress
Training the front desk team
Offsider Training running with our own staff. Being measured: scenarios completed, score movement over time, and what the owner dashboard changed about coaching.
In progress
The second venue onboarding
Bringing our bathhouse onto the same systems, deliberately timed and documented, as the honest test of how fast a second business can be set up.
Why publish an empty results page? Because the alternative is inventing one, and we would rather show you the standard we hold before we ask you to trust a number on it.
Want the numbers as they land?
Book a call and ask. We will show you the live systems and the measurements as they stand, warts included.